Showing posts with label As Seen on TV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label As Seen on TV. Show all posts

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Blind Study

El Maestro was hungry for cookies yesterday. We didn't really feel like baking any, and since we were out, we stopped at the store for some cookie dough. When we got to the correct aisle in Fred Meyer, we each reached out for the dough of our choice. Can you guess who chose which?


Kroger brand: $1.99 Nestle brand: $3.29

Normally I would go for the store brand. My husband, however, is always positive that if it's more expensive, it will taste better. So...I bought them both and let my husband know that we would be conducting a blind taste test. When we got home, I sliced up the cookie dough and filled a cookie sheet with half of each brand.

If you look closely, you can see that the cookies on the left are more smooth and uniform. The cookies on the right are a little more...crumbly. And the chocolate chips are bigger. I threw them in the oven.

This held true as they were baking. On the left, the cookies are less fluffy. On the right, they look more like the real, home baked kind.

Here they are right out of the oven. I think I should have left them in a few more seconds. But that's alright.

I presented my husband with two plates of cookies. He was none too happy to have his picture taken...especially considering I'd just baked him a tray of deliciousness!

He looked at them carefully...noting that the cookies on the right had bigger chocolate chips and were more pleasing to the eye. Then he tried half of a cookie from each plate, dipping each one carefully in the milk.

He sat and thought. "There's a marked difference," he said. "This one on the right is sweeter, and tastes like there's more vanilla."

"Interesting. But which do you like better?" I wanted to know.

In the end, he chose the slightly flatter, less pretty cookies as being more delicious (the cookies on the left). The Kroger brand! And I agree. Although they do not look homemade, they taste more like it. The Nestle cookies are too sweet. I don't know who will finish all of them that are sitting in my kitchen.

Oh wait, yes I do. El Maestro will eat any cookie that has been, well, cooked. But at least I know that next time I won't feel any uneasiness buying the store brand!

Monday, March 30, 2009

Confessions of an Amazon Woman

I am about to divulge my personal experiences and opinions about the Smooth Away hair remover (As Seen on TV). Hair removal is a personal topic...but for the sake of knowledge I will be sharing it with you. In detail. If you do not wish to read about my hair removal...Please stop reading. Thank you.

I opened my Smooth Away box and found a lovely carrying case for all the pieces.


My heart began to pound with anticipation. Was it truly instant? Would it really be pain free?

When I opened it, I was affronted by a bold STOP sign. This made me a little nervous. It didn't look that difficult...why the bold warning?

I read the instructions. The directions were clear. After applying the "flex-crystal hair removal pad" I was suppose to "gently buff the area in circular motions with slight pressure...DO NOT PRESS TOO HARD."
Wait, what? How will I know if I'm pressing too hard? I gave it a try anyway...


The flex-crystals are also known as very very fine sandpaper. Hmmm...

I tried removing the hair on my legs since this is one of the common areas we like to have smooth and hair free. I buffed in circular motions...and buffed....and buffed...and buffed. It worked after a while. And my skin felt really soft. However, each flex-crystal pad was all used up really quickly, it seemed. With one sheet I could only "smooth" from below the knee to the ankle...and it didn't quite last long enough to smooth every inch perfectly.

It took about three sheets of flex-crystals to get my legs smooth...but not completely hair free. And it took about 15 minutes.

Now, I do have a disclaimer...which is what inspired the title of this post. I sometimes refer to myself as 1/3 Amazon Woman. I don't really know what this means...but to me it means that I have very dark, thick hair. I grew up with friends that have blonde hair, fine hair, or were Asian so they have very little body hair! They can all go for a week without shaving...and you'd hardly notice! Then there's me--the girl that has to shave every day if I'm wearing shorts all summer.

This may be a little bit too much information for you...but it influences my verdict.

The Verdict:

This product is not for me. However, women with finer hair may enjoy the ease of buffing away hair and exfoliating with a relatively easy product. The bottom line is that if you've got a shower and a razor...you'll be able to remove your hair more quickly and completely.

At least I'll stop wondering when I see the infomercial...

Friday, March 27, 2009

As Seen on TV

I'd like to confess something. I have a weakness for TV infomercials. I always want to believe that everything is as easy as the announcer says it will be.


When I was in high school, my mom got me the Handystitch for my birthday. I was SO excited. Except that unfortunately I could never get the Handystitch to actually stitch anything. Still, it was fun to try!


Recently I was amazed to find out that my aunt owns a set of Sham-Wows! I even saw one in her car. I didn't have time to do any of the tests you see on the commercial...but the next time I am at her house, I am totally going to get a carpet sample, spill a can of pop on it, and then use the Sham-Wow to soak up every inch of moisture. Or something.


Anyway. Can you see that my innate optimism makes me an easy target for all these miracle gadgets? Luckily I've never actually spent my money on these things. Yet. Actually I have.


Last night at Target I saw this:

Oh my gosh...I have watched these ads a thousand times! Women painlessly and effortlessly smooth away all the hair on their entire bodies! I'm pretty sure that's what the commercials say...

Anyway, since I didn't have to pay shipping and handling....and I know that all of YOU at home are dying to know if this works....I decided to try it for you. I haven't had time yet. But I will. And then I will share if we should buy stock in this company and throw away all of our razors...or if you all should laugh at me for even trying it.

To Be Continued...